I just made out with a guy for $7.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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