she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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