Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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