I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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