There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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