sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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