Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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