I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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