i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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