Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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