Don't you send me to vm
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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