They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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