if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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