she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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