im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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