its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's official drugs can't kill me
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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