he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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