she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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