i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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