oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Houston, we have a squirter
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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