Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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