i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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