I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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