ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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