I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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