we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You ruined the universe
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