I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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