I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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