He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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