we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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