I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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