he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
