I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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