Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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