tell your sister to shave her snatch
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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