Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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