That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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