love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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