I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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