You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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