I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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