It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
handjob tips. give me some.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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