Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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