So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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