My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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