I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She said her name was "party"
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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