D3 body, D1 cock
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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