I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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