Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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