Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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