We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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