I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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