Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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