she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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