the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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