3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
