unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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